Penis Mug Deluxe – Coffee Cup with Penis Handle

Penis Mug Deluxe – Coffee Cup with Penis Handle

Mornings can sometimes be a grind. Same coffee, same routine, same boring mug.

But what if the morning started with laughter?

The Deluxe Penis Mug is the cup that turns heads, gets the conversation going at the coffee table, and reminds you that life is too short for boring mugs.

This isn't just any ceramic mug. It's a hilarious gift that combines practicality with witty humor. When you grab the sturdy penis handle, you know your day is about to start with a little extra energy. It's perfect for bachelor parties, Christmas parties, or office Friday meetings – and yes, it also makes the perfect gift for a friend who's not afraid to laugh at themselves.

Why does this mug exist?

Because coffee time can be more than just caffeine. It can be a surprise, a shared laugh, an ice-breaking gift or simply a good story to tell. The Penis Mug Deluxe is created for you who want to stand out and spice up your everyday life – in a way that will definitely not be forgotten.

Benefits at a glance

• Ceramic material – sturdy and easy to keep clean when hand-washing.
  
  
• A unique penis grip – a surefire laugh and reaction.
  
  
• Capacity approx. 2 dl – suitable for coffee, tea or even soft drinks.
  
  
• Size approx. 12.6 × 8.9 × 14.7 cm – impressive and surprisingly comfortable in the hand.
  
  
• For bachelor parties and as a gift – a gift that will be remembered for years to come.
  
  
• Fast and discreet delivery – you can get your mug to your nearest vending machine in as little as a day.
  
  
• Safe choice – 2-year warranty and 365-day return policy for unopened products.
  
  
• Buy now, pay later – convenience without the hassle.

Customer experiences from the test group

• “I ordered a Penis Mug for my sister's bachelorette party. When the hero got the package, the whole group burst into laughter. The cup was passed around from hand to hand and it served as a perfect conversation starter. No one remembered boring gifts anymore, but this one stuck with everyone. The best top ten ever.” – Laura, 29 years old.
  
  
• “We have a habit of bringing fun items to the coffee table at the office on Fridays. When I brought the Penis Mug, the boss’s look was priceless. A coffee break has never been so fun. Now we have several pieces on order because everyone wanted one.” – Antti, 34 years old.

Specifications

Frequently asked questions

Will this mug withstand daily use?
It's made of ceramic and is durable, but we recommend hand washing and be aware that the handle can get warm from hot drinks. It works best as a fun mug and as a gift.

Is this an appropriate gift for a bachelorette party?
Absolutely! This is one of those gifts that will be remembered and will add a fun twist to the party.

How fast do you deliver?
We ship orders discreetly and promptly – at best, you will receive the package at a pickup point or vending machine the very next day.

What if the gift recipient doesn't like the mug?
We have a 365-day return policy on unopened products, so you can buy with complete peace of mind.

Grab the opportunity now

The Deluxe Penis Mug is not just a cup – it's a moment of laughter, a surprise, a story to tell and a gift that won't be left at the back of the cupboard. Order now and you'll get it super fast and discreetly.

You can pay later, and we offer a full 2-year warranty. If you don't take advantage of this opportunity now, your next coffee break will be the same old thing again - why settle for that?

Order yours now and make your next coffee moment legendary.