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Erotic Wall Calendar 2026 – Hot Ass Edition

Erotic Wall Calendar 2026 – Hot Ass Edition

Erotic Wall Calendar 2026 – Hot Ass Edition
Erotic Wall Calendar 2026 – Hot Ass Edition
Erotic Wall Calendar 2026 – Hot Ass Edition
Erotic Wall Calendar 2026 – Hot Ass Edition

Price
2,90 + delivery costs
2,19 € / pc when you buy at least 100 pcs similar products
Incl. VAT 25.5 %


Quantity
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Erotic wall calendar 2026 – Hot Ass

If your wall needs a touch of courage, eye candy, and everyday cheer, this is the calendar that really gets the job done.

Hot Ass – Erotic Wall Calendar 2026 is not a one-off publication.

It's a 12-month celebration of a beautiful, curvy butt. Each page of this wall calendar is a carefully curated visual feast – sensual, aesthetic and bold. It's like your bedroom, workspace or man cave gets a new look every month.

But why settle for a boring office calendar when you can start your day with a smile on your face? When the hustle and bustle of everyday life gets in the way and you need something to keep your eyes on, this 2026 adult calendar does it with relaxed assurance – without annoying overkill or gimmicks. Just solid quality, all year round.

Bold but stylish – just the right amount

The Hot Ass calendar doesn't scream. It entices . The erotic images are visually high-quality, shot with real models – not plastic filter art, but real, seductive shapes. Each spread of the calendar is its own world, full of soft curves, sexiness and a playful attitude.

It doesn't try to be anything more than it is – and it doesn't need to be. It's exactly what you want to watch every day.

Why was this calendar made – and who is it for?

It's made for you, who love female beauty – but with good taste. For you, who long for something on your wall that brings a smile to your face every morning. For you, who can no longer stand generic landscape photos or free calendars covered in company logos. This is your space. Your moment. Your pleasure.

And if you're looking for a gift for the man who already has everything , this calendar hits the spot and sinks in. Guaranteed to make an impact – maybe even appreciative silence after opening the gift.

The test group's experiences – every word is true

  • Marko, 37, Helsinki: “I first bought this as a joke to put on the wall at my desk. But now I find myself looking at the monthly pictures for too long. The quality surprised me, the pictures are really detailed and varied. Not some cheap catalog stuff. This brightens up my morning coffee more than the news ever does.”

  • Roni, 28, Tampere: “I was going to order it as a gift for a friend, but I couldn't resist. Now we both have it – and we can compare months! The best single purchase of the whole last year. The fast delivery also saved us, as we were a little late for Christmas.”

  • Sami, 43, Lappeenranta: “I don’t buy this just to look at it – it also feels like a home decoration element. My girlfriend even said the pictures are more stylish than she expected. I’m no longer willing to live without a calendar.”

Product information – everything you need to know

  • Size when opened: 297 mm x 420 mm (A3)
  • 12 months of bold yet aesthetic footage
  • Sensual illustration aimed specifically at adults
  • High-quality print on glossy paper
  • Easy to hang on the wall – also works as a decorative element
  • Designed to fill your life wall with enjoyment

Order now – easily, quickly and discreetly

The Hot Ass Erotic Calendar 2026 is delivered super fast and in a completely discreet package directly to the nearest parcel machine or pickup point - often the next day.

You can also buy now and pay later , without worry. We don't want your enjoyment to be tied to your wallet's timing.

Frequently asked questions

How is the calendar delivered?

The calendar will be delivered in discreet packaging via Posti or Matkahuolto. You can pick it up from a parcel machine completely anonymously.

Is there erotic nudity in the calendar?

Yes. The images in the calendar are erotic, but elegant. They are designed for an adult audience with good taste, without excesses.

Can I give this as a gift?

Absolutely! This calendar is a great gift for bachelor parties, birthdays or Father's Day. The quality will surprise the recipient - and possibly their partner.

What about the right of return?

Unopened products can be returned within 365 days. We stand by our 100% satisfaction guarantee – the calendar is only a risk if you don't order it.

Order now – because if you don't, your wall will only thank you half-heartedly.

Calendars go fast, and when they're gone, they're really gone. Don't miss out on the hottest interior design element of 2026. Order the Hot Ass - Erotic Wall Calendar 2026 now and give your wall – and yourself – what it really needs. Courage, beauty and a little more joy in everyday life.

This is not just a calendar. This is an architecture of pleasure – month after month.


The approximate size of the packed product or the sales package is 225 x 300 x 3 mm.


Weight
0,186 kg(Includes the weight of the packaging)


Return rate
0.00


Country of origin
Germany


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Comments
Anonymous verified buyer, 22.1.2025
Overall rating
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Good value for money.
Anonymous verified buyer, 2.1.2025
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Not so good as a calendar, but otherwise beautiful on the wall.
Ari M. verified buyer, 14.12.2024
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Plush, but not too expensive.
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